In 2016, I Do Not Careds was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn’t* commit. It promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a jack of all trades, master of all. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… the A-Team.
I Do Not Careds.